Summer is upon us and everyone will enjoy the sun and hot weather in their own terms-- not celebrities. Hollywood celebrities have it all: beautiful women, expensive yachts and cars, $$ to do the hell they want. Lady Mel had the pleasure to sit down with some household names and ask them their summer plans. You would not believe the responses...
I'm going to create a new album, away from the Sasha Fierce persona. It will be release sometime in November. I will slay all these pop singers asses off. Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Ciara... watch out for Honey Bee.
I will create a diabolic plan soo evil, so nefarious, to destroy the Glee club, Mr. Schue will be begging me to give him a blowjob, while I stroke his luscious locks. No one messes with Sue Sylevester and I am sticking to that.
Get Katherine to love me again. If not, I'll kill her and win Elena's heart instead. Who does not love this gorgeous face? *Smirk*
I will attend this year's Webby Awards in NYC and then I want to make out with Zaboo. I should have done that in Season 1 of the Guild.
My summer plans? Finish Mission Impossible 4. I want to actually show my acting skills. I might get L. Ron Hubbard's thetan to guest star in the movie. That would be amazing.
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LMAO! You should write about other celebrities! This is too good! hahahaha...
@Johana Thanks How was ur little blogging hiatus? I miss you. :P
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