Dear Paris and Every French Designer,
How can you let Lindsay Lohan, a modern train wreck and paparazzi attention hoard, help design the renowned Emanuel Ungaro Spring 2010 Collection? What were you thinking, like seriously? I'm quite disappointed. A toddler could probably put together a much more hip, futuristic fashion line than this woman.
Salut,
LadyMel
I knew by Thursday afternoon that Lady Gaga was going solo on her world tour. We are certain she and Kanye West parted over "creative differences" like EW and other entertainment websites declared several days ago. Kanye West was screwed after his Taylor Swift rant last month at the VMA's. I personally did not think Taylor Swift should have won the award, but I respect the fans's decision to name her this year's Best Female VMA recipient. Karma is a bitch sometimes, Kanye. Learn to control your mouth and maybe, just maybe, other artists will view you with more respect. Lady Gaga, you are awesome.
Two wealthy, powerful men. What do they have in common? They have both cheated ridicule in the figurative sense. Dave Letterman. I give you props for finally speaking the truth. You shocked the hell out of me. I did not know you could go that low to cheat on your longtime girlfriend now-wife with several of your female staff members but then you're David Letterman. Yet, do not make yourself the victim just because a CBS news producer tried to blackmail you and is now charged with extortion and possible jailed time.
Then, famed Hollywood director Roman Polanski was arrested early last week after skipping his rape trial 30 years ago. How can someone get away with drugging, raping, and anally sodomizing a 13 year-old girl and then leaves the U.S to Europe, but then gets the support of the French intellectual aristocracy and Hollywood actors like Natalie Portman?
Let me play the Devil's advocate. A person bombs U.S federal buildings, killing thousands of Americans in the process. He/she skips his/her sentence and then leaves the country to live in another country as a U.S fugitive. The CIA and the international police manages to arrest him/her after thirty years out on the run. Would you want that person to be punished for the crime that he/she had committed years ago? I bet you won't hear of a support petition in the news. These particular celebrity gossip stories are so complex, I personally do not know who are the main victims.
Let me play the Devil's advocate. A person bombs U.S federal buildings, killing thousands of Americans in the process. He/she skips his/her sentence and then leaves the country to live in another country as a U.S fugitive. The CIA and the international police manages to arrest him/her after thirty years out on the run. Would you want that person to be punished for the crime that he/she had committed years ago? I bet you won't hear of a support petition in the news. These particular celebrity gossip stories are so complex, I personally do not know who are the main victims.
I was quite busy with personal matters yesterday, so I did not get the chance to write any posts. So lets get back with the program! I have "the ugly truth" on the most recent celebrity gossip around. You know the things you wished did not come from David Letterman's big mouth. Let's start with the show:
When I first heard the news about two weeks ago, I was speechless. Remind you, I still am. Khloe and her Lakers hubby Lamar Odom were only dating for a month before somehow Lamar popped the question. I, like with many entertainment journalists and enthusiasts believed that Khloe was jealous that Kourthey was getting all this not much needed attention for his sudden pregnancy that Khloe had to top that off with a million- dollar wedding. Trust me, I have seen enough Khloe and Kourthey, Take Miami and Meet the Kardashians episodes to realize that these three sisters are competitive with one another.
Plus, judging by the body language in the pre-marriage photos between Lamar and Khloe, it does not seem like Lamar or Khloe was ready to get marry. This is just a publicity stunt because at the end Khloe received millions of dollars from tabloids like Life and Style Magazine that took pictures of her wedding day. Now Kim is back with Reggie Bush. Why do I feel Kim will outshine her sisters with a double shotgun wedding and a pregnancy announcement soon? Kim, you are a shrewd business woman.
Hi everyone. I love comedy. I love watching funny and inspirational YouTube videos. It is my guilty pleasure. I need laughter to bring me out of the bad times and make me smile and feel that I have a purpose in life. Laughter is the best medicine. Like music, comedy is universal and so, today I want to show you some YouTube videos that I thought were raunchy, hilarious, and bluntly honest about popular culture, politics, social interactions, and anything that tries to define us as individuals in this paradoxical world. I think no matter where we all come from, we all need to smile and forgot our troubles and hardships for just one minute. Here we go!
Kevin's 2009 VMA Review:
If you are not a subscriber of The Skorpion Show on Youtube or not into Youtube for that matter, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Skorpion (aka Kevin) is hilarious in this video as he puts into perspective the whole Kanye West/Taylor Swift and Janet/Beyonce/Lady Gaga controversies at this year's VMA Awards in NYC. Did I say he was a little tipsy?!
MadTV Teased Us Apple Style:
Now, back in the day I was a pretty big Mad TV fan and now that the show is cancelled (tear), I want to show you guys what made Mad TV 100% better than SNL. In this skit, Michael McDonalds mocks Apple CEO's Steve Jobs, the Apple brand, and the former Bush administration in less than 5 minutes!! Now, that is comedy gold in my opinion.
Katt Williams Does It Again!
The first several minutes of Katt Williams's 2008 comedy performance brought tears to my eyes when I saw it last year. And you will laugh your butt off. I guarantee that! Sometimes our hustles have to be poke fun at in order to help us get through the day.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW !?!
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