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Celebrities Say the Darnest Things: Summer Edition

Posted by Lady Mel On Monday, May 24, 2010 2 comments

Summer is upon us and everyone will enjoy the sun and hot weather in their own terms-- not celebrities. Hollywood celebrities have it all: beautiful women, expensive yachts and cars, $$ to do the hell they want. Lady Mel had the pleasure to sit down with some household names and ask them their summer plans. You would not believe the responses...

I'm going to create a new album, away from the Sasha Fierce persona. It will be release sometime in November. I will slay all these pop singers asses off. Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Ciara... watch out for Honey Bee.

I will create a diabolic plan soo evil, so nefarious, to destroy the Glee club, Mr. Schue will be begging me to give him a blowjob, while I stroke his luscious locks. No one messes with Sue Sylevester and I am sticking to that.

Get Katherine to love me again. If not, I'll kill her and win Elena's heart instead. Who does not love this gorgeous face? *Smirk*

I will attend this year's Webby Awards in NYC and then I want to make out with Zaboo. I should have done that in Season 1 of the Guild.

My summer plans? Finish Mission Impossible 4. I want to actually show my acting skills. I might get L. Ron Hubbard's thetan to guest star in the movie. That would be amazing.

Oops, Did I Say That: Valentine's Day Edition

Posted by Lady Mel On Sunday, February 7, 2010 0 comments

The all so fabulous Lady Mel ventured out on Twitter, asking some of her male celebrity admirers what their plans were this Valentine's Day. Luckily, all the responses were under 140 characters or less, I guess. What she received was a little bit out of the ordinary...

I'm going to say sweet nothings into my personal Ipad's ear and then we are going to make sweet Apple love under the sheets. By morning, my Ipad will be inside my "vanilla envelope" if you get what I mean. (No I don't.)

My wife Suzi and I will be on a romantic cruise on the mystical oceans of Pandora.While we sit inside our private suite, I will have two Na'vi musicians play the violin and cello as I read her a poem all in Na'vi. Does not get any better than that. (No, you are just a geek!)

Bee and I are private people so we won't tell you our plans. What we will say is that Niche is our next destination. Then I will hang out with a good friend of me. (*cough Rihanna cough*)

I am going to indulge in all the splendid Valentine's Day sweets and chocolates, then I am going to pop my pills and have a good time celebrating self-love. (No comment...)

Oops, Did I Say That?

Posted by Lady Mel On Monday, January 4, 2010 0 comments

LadyMel had a spectacular time partying hard at an exclusive New Years party in Miami. Before she departed the sinful city to NYC, she asked your favorite and most admired celebrities their New Years plans. Disclaimer: You would not believe what some said.

I want to examine my full acting protential. No more sucky rom-cons.

I am going to be myself times a million. 2010 is the year of the Lady Gaga. I love my fans and like a lapdance, I am going to get them really hard and begging for more.

I have my own fashion label to work on. I plan to be in several blockbuster movies within the next two years and I hope to snot more cocaine behind the public eye. 2010, here I come!