Showing posts with label Vanity Fair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vanity Fair. Show all posts

10 Ways You Know That It's April Fool's Day!

Posted by Lady Mel On Thursday, April 1, 2010 6 comments

Happy April Fool's Day! What a perfect day to spill some unnecessary gossip. You Know It's April Fool's Day When You Hear....

1. Justin Bieber is still a trending topic....

2. Congress changes the reform bill, making health care universal ro all American citizens. Hooray!

3. Erykah Badu makes another nude video.

4. Jesse James's mistresses get a spread in Vanity Fair Magazine.

5. Being a douchebag and prankster is perfectly legal and praised for.

6. Kate Gosselin wins the "Dancing With the Stars" competition.

7. Simon Cowell makes out with Ryan Seacrest, just to tick Ricki Martin off.

8. Your iPad arrives at your doorstep, and magically opens from inside a vanilla envelope right before your very eyes.

9. Starbucks goes bankrupt, leaving millions of hopeless, yet educated New York hipsters out on the streets.

10. NBC, CBS, and ABC finally fire all the late-night TV hosts except Craig Ferguson, so he can take over the world.


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Dear Tiger Woods:

Posted by Lady Mel On Wednesday, January 6, 2010 0 comments

I think you are a jackass. I think Annie Leibovitz is an insensitive bitch. I tried to reframe myself from talking about your extramarital affair last month, but I am going to break my silence right now. This Hollywood/sports scandal is so 2009, but your story continues to live long and strong. I read that this picture on my right is a photograph taken by renowned photographer Ann Leibovitz in January 2006 and it just so happens to be the February 2010 cover of Vanity Fair Magazine.



You have some explaining to do. Why would Vanity Fair wait almost four years later to publicize these half-naked photos when everyone now knows that you cheated on your wife with numerous hookers and escorts? Do you know what these photos can be interpreted as? People are now going to get the impression that you are this black, thuggish, sexualized male that everyone claims you to be underneath your perfect exterior. You are a multicultural person, yet people will only see you as the typical black man in America. I do not believe in the concept of race, but many people still think in that framework.

You may be a tiger in bed and on the golf course, but when the media wants to expose your weaknesses and private life to the world, you should have thought twice before being photographed by Leibovitz. And Leibovitz is not an angel either. Remember her controversial Miley Cyrus and Lebron James photos everyone was talking about last year? You should lay low a bit longer because I have lost my respect for you.

Sincerely,
Lady Mel

I am in Love With the Foxx!

Posted by Lady Mel On Wednesday, April 15, 2009 0 comments


 Has anyone seen the Jamie Foxx video on Youtube. To make a long story short, he and some of his colleagues harrased Miley Cryus because the members of Radiohead refused to meet her in person. (Come on guys, she's a spoiled brag :D) . They went lalalalala about her doing heroine and making a sex tape with her dad. (IMO! controlling and creepy >.<) You can throw "white bitch" in there in the dialogue and what do you get? A media frenzy! I believe Jamie Foxx publicly apologized to Miley Cryus on the Jay Leno show last night.

                                                    
But the clip is hilarious! I went on Youtube and I read the most racist and bigoted comments I have even read but you know what? Jamie Foxx is a comedian and an actor. I knew that he was joking. People said why would a 40 year old man with a teenage daughter talk about another seemingly famous teenage girl? Well, he can. Miley Cryus is a product and a commodity of the evil Disney Co. and a waste of hyped-about pop talent. She was angry because Radiohead did not want to see you. She made it a big deal. In this music business, many people lose their humility and instead project a cocky, diva-like attitude. You want to be spoiled? You might as well do heroine with Britney Spears, get chylamdia, and tape yourself having sex with your dad (Bad images in my head >.<). These "bad" qualities make us love celebrity gossip. If you as a professional artist is angry just because a well-known and international band did not want to be near you, then what does it say about your character?

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